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gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

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teenshealthandfitness:

breakyfast:

Banana Nut Bread Oatmeal

Great breakfast idea!Teenshealthandfitness.Tumblr.Com

teenshealthandfitness:

breakyfast:

Banana Nut Bread Oatmeal

Great breakfast idea!
Teenshealthandfitness.Tumblr.Com

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)

ereridestroyer9000:

I activate my bird card and send u to the Shadow Realm!

ereridestroyer9000:

I activate my bird card and send u to the Shadow Realm!

(via dontstop-keepbelieving)

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via fitnessfoodfabulous)

Sitting, waiting, wishing…

My food would be here already. No worries tho, they’re playing some boss music here…instrumental covers and AWOLNATION and it’s all fabulous.

teapayne:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

(via skinnyinspirations)

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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

(via imgonnamakeachange)

fitanne:

Reminder:

  • Other people’s success is not your failure

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ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via dontstop-keepbelieving)

  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

voltorbo:

why are bad people blessed with good bodies

(Source: acutealien, via dontstop-keepbelieving)